HAIKUTHIS

PRESSURE IS TOO GREAT

TO CUSTOMIZE THIS TUMBLR.

I TRIED. HAIKUTHIS.

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Apr 30

HAIKUTHESEARETHEBESTTHINGSABOUTTHAILAND

MANGO STICKY RICE/

CUDDLING FUCKING TIGERS/

ELEPHANT BRONCO


HAIKUTHISBANGKOKISHOTASBALLLLLSSS

I AM HAIKUING/

IN AN INTERNET CAFE/

CAN’T LEAVE THE AC


HAIKUTHISWENTANDFELLINLOVEAGAINOOPSIES

KEEP THINKING ABOUT/

THAT PINK AND BLUE NEON BOY/

…. YOU SHOULD BE WITH ME


HAIKUTHISWASABADWEEKTOQUITSMOKING

LOST ATM CARD/

PLUS CRAZY STAPH INFECTION/

ALSO: LOSING IT


Nov 22

HAIKUTHISI’MWIDEAWAKEANDREADYTODODAMAGE

BOURBON HOT TODDIES:/

THE RESPECTABLE ADULT/

CHOICE FOR 4 LOKOS


HAIKUTHISISTILLSHOWER

SECRETLY I THINK/

THAT MY B.O. SMELLS PRETTY/

GOOD……. WE’RE ANIMALS


HAIKUTHISI’MNAKEDINMYFRIENDSBATHROOMREPEATEDLY

IT’S NOT EASY TO/

PEE AT A PARTY WEARING/

VELOUR UNITARD


Nov 19

HAIKUTHISMANFIXINGMYCEILINGIHATEYOU

SIMULTANEOUSLY/

TALKING TO ME LIKE I’M FIVE;/

TRYING TO FUCK ME


Nov 15

HAIKUTHISTHINKSSHE’SREALDEEPONMONDAYS

EVERY ACT IS A/

CHOICE, EVEN COMPLACENCY/

SO NOW WHAT TO DO


HAIKUTHESEMOROSEMONDAYS

SORRY HAIKU FOLKS/

MY MONDAY CURSE STRUCK EARLY/

ONE THIRTY AM


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