April 2011
4 posts
HAIKUTHESEARETHEBESTTHINGSABOUTTHAILAND
MANGO STICKY RICE/ CUDDLING FUCKING TIGERS/ ELEPHANT BRONCO
Apr 30th
HAIKUTHISBANGKOKISHOTASBALLLLLSSS
I AM HAIKUING/ IN AN INTERNET CAFE/ CAN’T LEAVE THE AC
Apr 30th
HAIKUTHISWENTANDFELLINLOVEAGAINOOPSIES
KEEP THINKING ABOUT/ THAT PINK AND BLUE NEON BOY/ …. YOU SHOULD BE WITH ME
Apr 30th
HAIKUTHISWASABADWEEKTOQUITSMOKING
LOST ATM CARD/ PLUS CRAZY STAPH INFECTION/ ALSO: LOSING IT
Apr 30th
November 2010
21 posts
HAIKUTHISI'MWIDEAWAKEANDREADYTODODAMAGE
BOURBON HOT TODDIES:/ THE RESPECTABLE ADULT/ CHOICE FOR 4 LOKOS
Nov 22nd
HAIKUTHISISTILLSHOWER
SECRETLY I THINK/ THAT MY B.O. SMELLS PRETTY/ GOOD……. WE’RE ANIMALS
Nov 22nd
1 note
HAIKUTHISI'MNAKEDINMYFRIENDSBATHROOMREPEATEDLY
IT’S NOT EASY TO/ PEE AT A PARTY WEARING/ VELOUR UNITARD
Nov 22nd
HAIKUTHISMANFIXINGMYCEILINGIHATEYOU
SIMULTANEOUSLY/ TALKING TO ME LIKE I’M FIVE;/ TRYING TO FUCK ME
Nov 19th
HAIKUTHISTHINKSSHE'SREALDEEPONMONDAYS
EVERY ACT IS A/ CHOICE, EVEN COMPLACENCY/ SO NOW WHAT TO DO
Nov 15th
HAIKUTHESEMOROSEMONDAYS
SORRY HAIKU FOLKS/ MY MONDAY CURSE STRUCK EARLY/ ONE THIRTY AM
Nov 15th
HAIKUTHISI'LLBEOVERITSOON
LATER REFLECTION/ REVEALS OVERLOOKED SIGNS THAT/ I BARELY KNEW YOU
Nov 15th
HAIKUTHISDON'TWORRYIT'SJUSTMELATONIN
PICKING AT MY NAILS/ CRACK IT OPEN AND BEG FOR/ ARTIFICIAL SLEEP
Nov 15th
HAIKUTHISWINDUPBIRD
DOWN INTO THE PIT/ CHURNING GUT, BREATH COMING FAST/ THE WELL CALLING ME
Nov 15th
HAIKUTHISIALSOEATKALE
MY SECRET SINGLE/ BEHAVIOR.  HANGOVER CURE:/ MCDONALDS BREAKFAST
Nov 11th
HAIKUTHISIFYOUDON'TWANTMETOTAKETHEMCHOOSESOMETHINGL...
Who knew Hershey’s made/ Kisses with mint inside them?/ I can’t help myself.
Nov 11th
HAIKUTHIS,MAYBEICANBLAMETHECATBYPAIGE
Stealing candy from/ the Boss Lady. She’ll notice/ that it’s all gone. Whoops.
Nov 11th
HAIKUTHETEAPARTYTHOSECRAZYFUCKERS
GRIEF COUNSELORS ON/ THE HILL.  LOSING YOUR JOB TO/ THE TEA PARTY SUCKS
Nov 9th
HAIKUTHISPERFECTDISTRACTIONBYHANNAH
“INTERVENTION” HAS/ REPLACED PRODUCTIVITY./ OHH, LOOK, METH ADDICT
Nov 9th
HAIKUTHISTIMECHANGE,LETSNAPBYHANNAH
it is dark outside/ agricultural schedule?/ time to hibernate.
Nov 9th
HAIKUTHESEDAYONEBLUES
HIDING KINDA WORKS/ BUT I HAVE TO BE HONEST/ MONDAY STILL GOT ME
Nov 8th
HAIKUTHOSEASTROTWINS,THEY'REWATCHINGME!
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE:/ SAYS I’M READY TO PARTY/ ……BUT NO RANDOM SEX :(
Nov 8th
HAIKUTHISI'MINHIDING
FIGURED OUT THE KEY/ TO AVOIDING MY MONDAY/ CURSE: DON’T LEAVE THE HOUSE
Nov 8th
HAIKUBEINGA4LOKOSTATISTICBYPAIGE
hope the doc will say/ my 4 Loko related/ injury is healed
Nov 8th
HAIKUTHISGIVEMEALOBOTOMY
CAN I FAST FORWARD/ A FEW MONTHS TO WHEN I DON’T/ NEED THIS POST DAILY?
Nov 8th
HAIKUTHISI'LLBEGOODTOMORROW
PUT ON YOGA CLOTHES/ BUT THERE’S FREEZING RAIN OUTSIDE/ SMOKED A CIGARETTE
Nov 8th
October 2010
4 posts
HAIKUTHISIMANAGEDTOMAKETHATSHOWEVENMOREDEPRESSING
A WORD TO THE WISE:/ DO NOT WATCH INTERVENTION/ WHILE DRINKING WHISKEY
Oct 5th
HAIKUTHISBREAKUPSUCKS
WATCHING MY CELL PHONE/ NO CALLS FROM YOU: SEVEN DAYS/ WANT TO THROW IT OUT
Oct 5th
HAIKUTHESELIFEDETAILS
CLEANING OUT WALLET/ TURNS OUT LICENSE EXPIRED/ FIVE MONTHS AGO…………… OOPS
Oct 2nd
HAIKUTHISNEEDSTOWRITEMOREDAMNHAIKUS
YO, WHAT’S UP TUMBLR/ FINALLY SIGNED IN AGAIN/ HAIKU IN YOUR FACE!
Oct 2nd
April 2010
19 posts
HAIKUTHISHASMISGIVINGSABOUTBEINGONREALITYTV
REALITY SHOW?/ EITHER WE LOOK INSANE OR/ JUST REALLY STUPID
Apr 15th
HAIKUTHISICUTBACKONDRINKINGANDNOWIGETHEADACHESDAILY...
THROBBING FRONTAL LOBES/ SO HAIKU-ING UNFAIR/ HAVEN’T BEEN DRINKING
Apr 15th
HAIKUTHISATLEASTI'MDOINGITINPANAMA!
30TH BIRTHDAY/ APPROACHING.  SOME DREAD, MOSTLY/ IMMATURITY
Apr 13th
HAIKUTHISBABYTHUG
ANY GUESSES ON/ THIS BABY’S PARENTS?  FREE-RANGE?/ OR HELICOPTER?
Apr 13th
HAIKUTHISIWANTTOSEETHESMACKDOWNONFOXNEWS
PARENTING RESEARCH: HELICOPTER MOMS VERSUS/ FREE-RANGE KIDS.  HA HA
Apr 13th
HAIKUTHISITSAPRIL13THALREADYNOOOO
SOME MORE EVIDENCE/ THAT I’M NOT QUITE A “GROWN-UP”/ TAXES NOT DONE YET
Apr 13th
HAIKUTHISISAFRAIDOFNATURE
BUT SERIOUSLY/ BACK TO HAIKU’S ALLERGIES/ EYES: BURNING, TEARING
Apr 9th
HAIKUTHISFANTASYCREATUREOFCUTE
IS THIS THING FOR REAL?!/ ADORABLE EYES AND NOSE/ PLUS IT’S NAME: DIK DIK?!
Apr 9th
ON PARENTING TRENDS:/ QUOTE: “WE’VE BEEN RAISING BRATTY/ KIDS SINCE THE 80’S”
Apr 9th
HAIKUTHISJUSTDEVELOPEDALLERGIESANDTHEYSUCK!
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICE/ ABOUT MY DAD’S ALLERGIES/ CALLED HIM “BUBBLE BOY”
Apr 9th
HAIKUTHISMAKESMEMAD
ALL WEEK LONG, YOU WACK/ OFF TO PORN, PROCRASTINATE/ FRIDAY NIGHT: “WORKING”
Apr 9th
haikuthisarchipelagOHbyliz
once a land mass now,/ an archipelago/ made by violence.   —————— The islands separate/ Changing animals and plants./ They cannot relate.   ——————— But something keeps them/ From floating into the sea/ More than gravity
Apr 5th
Haikuthisthatissoloudihopeyourhavingfunat9am
Good morning bushwick/ Reggaeton Easter Sunday/ Neighbors partying
Apr 4th
HAIKUTHISWANTSLOTSOFNEWSHOES
WISHFUL WEB SHOPPING/ FILLING MY VIRTUAL CART/ SADLY CLOSING TABS
Apr 2nd
HAIKUTHISATLEASTAPRIL1STISOVERNOWBYPAIGE
Hey, Universe - you/ won this round, but I’ll be on/ my toes now. Watch it.
Apr 2nd
HAIKUTHISWEEKSHOULDENDNOWBYPAIGE
Making me think that/ yesterday was Friday is/ a cruel April Fools’.
Apr 2nd
HAIKUTHISAPRILFIRST
ALREADY GOT FOOLED/ WORST DAY FOR GULLIBLE GIRL/ BELIEVES ANYTHING!
Apr 1st
HAIKUBONETHUGSNHARMONY
IT’S THE FIRST OF THE/ MONTH, WAKE UP, GET UP, GET UP/ THUG LUV IN APRIL
Apr 1st
HAIKUTHISPHARMACYANDGYNOWANTMEPREGNANT
IT’D BE EASIER/ TO PROCURE HEROIN OR/ CRACK THAN BIRTH CONTROL
Apr 1st
March 2010
85 posts
HAIKUTHISAMYSEDARIS,CANWEBEFRIENDS?
AMAZING PICTURE/ CANNOT WRITE WORTHY HAIKU/ FOR AMY’S BRILLIANCE
Mar 30th
HAIKUTHISJERSEYSHOREBLOOMBERGCOLLISION
I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS:/ WAS THIS PICTURE PHOTOSHOPPED?/ SITUATION: SHIRT?
Mar 30th