November 2010
21 posts
HAIKUTHISI'MWIDEAWAKEANDREADYTODODAMAGE
BOURBON HOT TODDIES:/ THE RESPECTABLE ADULT/ CHOICE FOR 4 LOKOS
Nov 22nd
HAIKUTHISISTILLSHOWER
SECRETLY I THINK/ THAT MY B.O. SMELLS PRETTY/ GOOD……. WE’RE ANIMALS
Nov 22nd
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HAIKUTHISI'MNAKEDINMYFRIENDSBATHROOMREPEATEDLY
IT’S NOT EASY TO/ PEE AT A PARTY WEARING/ VELOUR UNITARD
Nov 22nd
HAIKUTHISMANFIXINGMYCEILINGIHATEYOU
SIMULTANEOUSLY/ TALKING TO ME LIKE I’M FIVE;/ TRYING TO FUCK ME
Nov 19th
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HAIKUTHISTHINKSSHE'SREALDEEPONMONDAYS
EVERY ACT IS A/ CHOICE, EVEN COMPLACENCY/ SO NOW WHAT TO DO
Nov 15th
HAIKUTHESEMOROSEMONDAYS
SORRY HAIKU FOLKS/ MY MONDAY CURSE STRUCK EARLY/ ONE THIRTY AM
Nov 15th
HAIKUTHISI'LLBEOVERITSOON
LATER REFLECTION/ REVEALS OVERLOOKED SIGNS THAT/ I BARELY KNEW YOU
Nov 15th
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HAIKUTHISDON'TWORRYIT'SJUSTMELATONIN
PICKING AT MY NAILS/ CRACK IT OPEN AND BEG FOR/ ARTIFICIAL SLEEP
Nov 15th
HAIKUTHISWINDUPBIRD
DOWN INTO THE PIT/ CHURNING GUT, BREATH COMING FAST/ THE WELL CALLING ME
Nov 15th
HAIKUTHISIALSOEATKALE
MY SECRET SINGLE/ BEHAVIOR.  HANGOVER CURE:/ MCDONALDS BREAKFAST
Nov 11th
HAIKUTHISIFYOUDON'TWANTMETOTAKETHEMCHOOSESOMETHINGL...
Who knew Hershey’s made/ Kisses with mint inside them?/ I can’t help myself.
Nov 11th
HAIKUTHIS,MAYBEICANBLAMETHECATBYPAIGE
Stealing candy from/ the Boss Lady. She’ll notice/ that it’s all gone. Whoops.
Nov 11th
HAIKUTHETEAPARTYTHOSECRAZYFUCKERS
GRIEF COUNSELORS ON/ THE HILL.  LOSING YOUR JOB TO/ THE TEA PARTY SUCKS
Nov 9th
HAIKUTHISPERFECTDISTRACTIONBYHANNAH
“INTERVENTION” HAS/ REPLACED PRODUCTIVITY./ OHH, LOOK, METH ADDICT
Nov 9th
HAIKUTHISTIMECHANGE,LETSNAPBYHANNAH
it is dark outside/ agricultural schedule?/ time to hibernate.
Nov 9th
HAIKUTHESEDAYONEBLUES
HIDING KINDA WORKS/ BUT I HAVE TO BE HONEST/ MONDAY STILL GOT ME
Nov 8th
HAIKUTHOSEASTROTWINS,THEY'REWATCHINGME!
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE:/ SAYS I’M READY TO PARTY/ ……BUT NO RANDOM SEX :(
Nov 8th
HAIKUTHISI'MINHIDING
FIGURED OUT THE KEY/ TO AVOIDING MY MONDAY/ CURSE: DON’T LEAVE THE HOUSE
Nov 8th
HAIKUBEINGA4LOKOSTATISTICBYPAIGE
hope the doc will say/ my 4 Loko related/ injury is healed
Nov 8th
HAIKUTHISGIVEMEALOBOTOMY
CAN I FAST FORWARD/ A FEW MONTHS TO WHEN I DON’T/ NEED THIS POST DAILY?
Nov 8th
HAIKUTHISI'LLBEGOODTOMORROW
PUT ON YOGA CLOTHES/ BUT THERE’S FREEZING RAIN OUTSIDE/ SMOKED A CIGARETTE
Nov 8th